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Written by Colin J. Kelly
Script Edited by Colin J. Kelly, Tal Minear, and Jesse Schuschu
Directed by Tal Minear
Starring:
Tal Minear as Themselves
Andrew Siañez-De La O as MEGABLAZE
Bill Sunderland as WINSTON
Lindsay Zana as LAO
Wes Haas as RALIE
Felix Trench as PROFESSOR
Chijioke Williams as GEDEON
David Hanna as EZEKIEL
Jose Nateras as XAVI
Chad Ellis as BRAD
Rashika Rao (she/her) as MARYANNE
Alice Wong (she/her) as Waverly.
Written by Colin J. Kelly (he/him).
Directed by Tal Minear (they/them).
Script Editing by Jesse Schuschu (he/him).
Dialogue Editing, Sound Design, and Mastering by Brad Colbroock (they/them/he), and the crews of their respective episodes.
Music by Trace Callahan (they/she).
Artwork by Tal Minear (they/them).
Marketing by Ali Fuller (they/them).Executive Produced by Colin J. Kelly (he/him) and Tal Minear (they/them).
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Someone Dies in this Elevator will premier on April 26th, 2021.
Transcript for Someone Dies In This Elevator Season One Trailer as Follows:
(An elevator opens up, and we enter it. It climbs upwards..)
TAL: Different locations. Different people. Different Stories. One constant… No matter what… Someone Dies in This Elevator.
(The doors close! The elevator from Three Superheroes Walk Into an Elevator opens)
MEGABLAZE: It just feels like the setup for a joke, ya know? Three superheroes walk into an elevator.
(The doors close! The elevator from The Board Meeting opens)
WINSTON: I can say, with absolute certainty, that your career can not be harmed by anything that happens in that boardroom today.
(The doors close! The elevator from Let the Elevator Die opens)
LAO: We’ll have time to gawk on the ascent. We need to focus on entry strategy; that vault’s two miles underground and we’re about to lose sunlight.
(The doors close! The elevator from the Elevator in A Shit Show opens)
RALIE: I keep letting you do this to me. I keep waiting for you to realize you love me but that’s never going to happen.
(The doors close! The elevator from Elevator in South of Palenque opens)
PROFESSOR: Now do you understand, Manny? We’re in an elevator. An ancient. Mayan. Elevator.
(The doors close! The elevator from Elevator in Most Secure Vault opens)
GEDEON: …Fool an easy target, and everyone blames the victim. (chuckles) Trick an expert and everyone wants to know how you did it. You need to go big to make an impression.
(The doors close! The elevator from Pinnacle of Passion opens)
EZEKIEL: I either find my true love or take a dive, right?
(The doors close! The elevator from I Won’t Go Gently opens)
XAVI: I can finally exhale- look around- and take it all in. Outside the elevator I find the eternal night. Stars and nebulas, galaxies nested beyond shimmering clouds… Space. We’re in space- and I’m in awe.
(The doors close! The elevator from Legend opens)
BRAD: You’d think since it’s a hotel she’d have been killed in her room, right? Classic setup. Housekeeping coming in to clean, finding a murder scene. I mean, that’s what you’d expect. But no. She was killed… In the Elevator.
(The doors close! The elevator from The Cop, the Clerk, and the Body opens)
MARYANNE: There is a DEAD MAN in this elevator! Oh my God. What are we-
(The doors close! The elevator from Hot Wheels opens)
WAVERLY: We’re trapped in here by design!?
(The doors close! The Elevator moves upwards, gaining in speed.)
TAL: Sound Escape Productions Presents: Someone Dies in This Elevator: A spoiler-driven anthology where no one is safe. Including you.
(The elevator we are in shuts down, detaches, and plummets, while a subtle, panicked heartbeat and breathing is heard and the wind picks up force from the speed.)
(Before we impact…. the trailer ends.)